A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some
pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless
underwear she had seen in a novelty shop. One evening when she was feeling particularly
desirous and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and
donned her crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolled between her husband and the television and suggestively tossed one
leg up on his chair arm." Want some of
this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?", he replied, "Look what it did to your underwear."