Color is the Key to your Sex Life
RED People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is
lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica
would make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors
PURPLE Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp
in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are
businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment then anyone else's gratification.
Black color preferences point to black sex. These people
are the misfits of the sex world and seek each other in kinship. They tend to prefer
perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and
often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police
psychologists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no
coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenaged gangs is black attire.
GREEN Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
Women who love green will make love like virgins all their life. And a man may also be a
trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are
gentle but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
PINK Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women
tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt
their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes
boast entire lingerie wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the type who will make
three dates for the same evening and not keep them, preferring to pick up a dish in some
bar instead. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.
ORANGE Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic role, a one act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as
important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue they feel
fits their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a damn
good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and women tend to leave welts on their sex
BROWN [ Can't read the first lines ] ... Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them.
They tend to say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in
the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue ins a turn-on to a lover of brown. They
need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
word could end an affair.
GRAY The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who
prefer gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension - nothing more nothing less. It's
"wham, bam, thank you ma'am". Women don't make love, they have intercourse. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a
gray marries another gr ay, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with another
color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.
BLUE Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate
and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their
approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging
their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion might be compared to tidal waves
rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy Foreplay and the aftermath of
lovemaking as much as the act. In marriages, a blue person is a wonderful mate - never
failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
YELLOW If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and lean
toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow! but don't panic - not
everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most cases the person will accommodate to the
stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,
but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.