Interagency Cleared Version of the Lord's Prayer
Our [U.S.] Father, whose
predominant residence pattern is widely perceived as being in an exo-atmospheric
environment, your name shall be treated, as a matter of course, in a reverential demeanor
appropriate to existing protocol guidelines. It is to be hoped that, as an optimal result
of the ongoing situational development, your form of governmental institution may be, in
accordance with the appropriate procedures, finalized within the foreseeable future, in
forms applicable to both bilateral and multilateral fora. It is therefore to be hoped that
you will undertake the creation of the necessary administrative modalities so as to ensure
the provision to recipient entities of requisite alimentary sustance. Help our antagonists
to recognize that any temporary, unvalidated and erronneous presumptions of instances of
our apparent non-compliance with duly undertaken obligations arise from their refusal to
objectively assess the broad parameters of our clearly-demonstrated-over-time, historic
pattern of full commitment and, most importantly, have no bearing on our relationship
while noting that their consistent unquestionable pattern of non-compliant behavior
introduces substantial concern over the sustained viability of their willingness to
observe so essential a set of international obligations. We call upon you to reduce the
availabilty of opportunities for any perceived deviation on our part from proscribed
norms, both substantive and normative, and reduce the willingness of our opponents to
examine closely the facts of our position. For it is the [U.S.] father, who has complete
jusisdiction, and all encompassing authority indefinitely. Provide us with appropriate
modalities for coming, with all deliberate expeditiousness, to closure, unless otherwise
agreed between the parties. |
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