Boisterous Bears
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, give
me a beer!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to
bears here."
A lady sitting at the other end of the counter sees there's going to be trouble so she
decides to order on more beer and then leave. So the bartender cuts her a beer and slides
it down the counter.
The bear, seeing the lady being served begins to get mad and pounds his paws on the
bartop shouting, "BARTENDER, GIVE ME A BEER!"
The bartender calmly replies, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to bears here
and we don't serve beers to boisterous beers."
The lady finishes her beer but decides to have one more before she leaves. So the
bartender cuts her a beer and slides it down the counter.
Seeing this, the bear becomes even more angry and growls at the top of his lungs,
"BARTENDER, I SAID GIVE ME A BEER!!!!"
The bartender looks the bear in the eye and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve
beers to bears and we definitely don't serve beers to boisterous bears."
The lady finishes up her beer and stands up to leave. The bear furiously walks up to
the lady, picks her up and swallows her whole.
Still angry, the bear stalks back to the bar and with a threatening glare he says to
the bartender, "Now, give me a BEER!!"
The bartender, totally unfazed, says to the bear, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve
beers to bears here, we don't serve beers to boisterous bears, and we NEVER, EVER serve
beers to beers who do drugs."
Confused, the bear says, "Drugs? What are you talking about? I'v never done drugs
in my life. The bartender replies:
"What about that barbituate?"
