- The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or
all of The Rules.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of
something the MALE did or said wrong.
- The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times - unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him
to be angry and/or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
- The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at all times.
- If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
- Any attempts to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.