Boisterous Bears

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, give me a beer!"

The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to bears here."

A lady sitting at the other end of the counter sees there's going to be trouble so she decides to order on more beer and then leave. So the bartender cuts her a beer and slides it down the counter.

The bear, seeing the lady being served begins to get mad and pounds his paws on the bartop shouting, "BARTENDER, GIVE ME A BEER!"

The bartender calmly replies, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to bears here and we don't serve beers to boisterous beers."

The lady finishes her beer but decides to have one more before she leaves. So the bartender cuts her a beer and slides it down the counter.

Seeing this, the bear becomes even more angry and growls at the top of his lungs, "BARTENDER, I SAID GIVE ME A BEER!!!!"

The bartender looks the bear in the eye and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to bears and we definitely don't serve beers to boisterous bears."

The lady finishes up her beer and stands up to leave. The bear furiously walks up to the lady, picks her up and swallows her whole.

Still angry, the bear stalks back to the bar and with a threatening glare he says to the bartender, "Now, give me a BEER!!"

The bartender, totally unfazed, says to the bear, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beers to bears here, we don't serve beers to boisterous bears, and we NEVER, EVER serve beers to beers who do drugs."

Confused, the bear says, "Drugs? What are you talking about? I'v never done drugs in my life. The bartender replies:

"What about that barbituate?"

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