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Priest Exam

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,  in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were  told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would  not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the  priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell  began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to  pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring...

 

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